December 2008
10 posts
Psych!
Last night was my psychiatric evaluation for the rabbi factory. I have never met anyone as intolerably dour as the psychiatrist who interviewed me. He looked like an undertaker—- gray, sallow skin- no smiling, no eye contact. Yikes. For the first hour, he asked me questions about my family, my relationships with others, yada yada yada….
And then, the MMPI test: an old school...
She's the best one that we've ever had She sits on...
Amazing. My inner 19 year old is so freaking excited. Dar Wiliams. Saturday night. In Brooklyn. It doesn’t get better than this.
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
I found my locket this morning!
Seeking Wisdom
(this will also be a test to see if anyone besides the lovely REB still reads this thing)
How do I make latkes without stinking up my house for the rest of eternity? I have at least three latke frying expeditions planned for the Chanukah season and am dreading the smell….
oh, and also...
my cubicle mate alternates between talking to herself, and audibly farting.
if you were here, these are the things i would...
I made an awesome Israeli salad with avocado last night, and had enough to bring for lunch today, however- now I have onion breath. Stinky.
My boss and coworker (yes, there are only 3 of us total) are out of the office til Wednesday and I would like to leave. And I would. If I didn’t have stinky hebrew class tonight.
I still haven’t found the gold locket my grandmother gave me and...
Vayeshev
15 years ago today was my Bat Mitzvah!
too bad I can’t show you a pi of my awesome poodle-y hair, and amazing dress.
My interview is scheduled.
One month from Friday. 1/5/09.
The big interview.
My Monday Complaint Log
I still cannot find the gold locket my grandmother gave me when I was 8. I fear I may have truly lost it and I am freaking out.
The external hard drive that I used to back up my old computer is not working. I can’t get it to turn on.
I can’t find anything. My room is a mess, I am a slob, and my clothes are in bizarre piles.